Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Anti Joke

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