A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Is this where I type the joke?

Butt Sex.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

all these jokes suck ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Hi Jacob You cool

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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