How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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We are lawyers

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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