John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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whats black? a black man

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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