Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Pinus Testicles

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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