- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Pickles

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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