maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Breast cancer.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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