why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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