What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Justin Bieber got laid

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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