Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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hi to the world fromthe world

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Drunk irish man

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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