- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

whats a willy? -brock

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

The Pope

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Girls

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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