What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Laugh.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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i have yougurt with tractor

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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