- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Gay's rights

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

What causes floods? Too much water.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

WNBA

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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