What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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