- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

how now brown cow. WTF.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why? Because!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Mitt Romney penis

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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