Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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soccor

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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