The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is cold? Winter

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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