The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Mark Wilson

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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