- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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