Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Niki Minaj's ass

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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