Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

God wrote this joke.................................

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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