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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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