- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Kenny died. The Bastards.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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