- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's not what she said.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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