Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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If you are my friend like it!

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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