Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Alex Eggbert

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Minecraft.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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