What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Girls Basketball.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Womens rights

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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