What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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vbh

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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*insert joke here*

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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knock knock come in

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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