- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

#scabbers

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

I like hats XD!

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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