A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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girls basketball

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religion.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Spotto

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Snarf Nuggets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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