Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

The 13th Amendment...

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

What would you rather do or drag a board?

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

why is john so fat years of over eating

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Women Driving.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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