Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Wombat monkey juice.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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