- Anti Joke

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

What's worse than cancer? Death.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.