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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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