A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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