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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

a man walks into a prostitute.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

^that joke a piece of shit

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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