Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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justin bieber

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1 + 1 = 3

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whats 2+2? 4

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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religion.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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