Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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An English man walks into a pub.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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WNBA

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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