Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Soccer...

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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knock, knock come in

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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a retard lost...

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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