What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

hey guys what's up?

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Their, they're, there You're, your

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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