Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Women's rights

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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