If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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hi patrick

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Penis.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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