What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Soccer...

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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eloise dey.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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