- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Butt Sex.

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

im not as random as you think I- Potato

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

GONNA

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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