What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Woman's Rights

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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