What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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