where are you?

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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