The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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