Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

What's the difference between a duck?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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