What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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