A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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whats black? a black man

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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