How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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shauns beautiful

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Your mom.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Anti Joke

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