- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

black guy graduating high school

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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