What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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man boobs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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