How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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