How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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This is not a joke.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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redtube

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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