Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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K.

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terry stockton is straight

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Anti Joke

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