What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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I pooped my pants

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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