What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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your father died

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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I need a good anti joke....

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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