- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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