A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Kah-________-

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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test

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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