Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Wade's the father

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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