Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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