Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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