united we sit, cause we're fat

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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