- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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