Dick spice

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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colby doesnt shave

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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