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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

what did one tree say to the other? move over

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.