What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

How old are you? 20

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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