Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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