- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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