Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Poop

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Anti Joke

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