- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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