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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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