1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Why did he die? He was sick.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

raping black women

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

liam buchan is gay !

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Women's rights

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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