Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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AVB

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Type 2 diabetics

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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