- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

bitches be crafty.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

my namew is jd

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