What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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