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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Black People.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

hi to the world fromthe world

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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